E.L. James is the author of the infamous “Fifty Shades of Grey” trilogy, the novels that started as “Twilight” fanfiction and glorify abuse by claiming it’s romance. To add insult to injury, all 3 books in the series, “Fifty Shades of Grey,” “Fifty Shades Darker” and “Fifty Shades Freed,” are just shoddy writing.
Of course, that didn’t stop James from writing a fourth book, which came out this month. It doesn’t bring anything new to the story, being actually “Fifty Shades of Grey” written from the perspective of the male lead, Christian Grey.
And yes, it’s just as bad on all accounts as its predecessors. Still, James has to promote it, so she agreed to do a Twitter Q&A, #AskELJames, some hours ago. It turned into a genuine disaster, where she was grilled like a hamburger by her critics.
Does E.L. James have no shame?
You can see some samples of the questions asked of James below. Of course, there were also questions that did get her “approval,” that did not end in her blocking users, and that she answered: like which was her favorite scene to write, and how much research she had done for the more explicit lovemaking sessions included in the book.
But the fun with the hashtag was clearly elsewhere, because people really, really wanted to know if she felt no shame in knowing she’d made a fortune from telling women and impressionable girls that it was ok to be in an abusive relationship as long as the abuser was rich and handsome.
If you’ve read the books or even just excerpts from it, you know what that’s all about.
Others simply came to the “party” to mock James for her inferior writing and for copying Stephenie Meyer, the author of the “Twilight” books, which were the basis of the Summit Entertainment “Twilight” franchise.
Others wanted to have different questions answered, like did she have plans to add more shades of grey to the already existing 50?, had she counted them all or was she just guessing they were 50?, and how did Anastasia survive through high school and college without a computer and email address?
Even more schooled her for being a shoddy writer, asking her if she had any excuse for putting such “drivel” into the world. More importantly, was she ever going to stop?
E.L. James keeps her cool, is laughing all the way to the bank
Obviously, whoever thought the Twitter Q&A was a good idea is probably not working for James anymore.
Her work has been widely debated online since the first book came out, and a simple search would have revealed the dangers of having her go on a platform where users have such unpredictable behavior like Twitter for a Q&A session.
For her part, she kept her cool, so to speak: she blocked and ignored questions she didn’t like, and she only addressed those that were convenient, to which she had already replied on countless occasions before.
It wasn’t fair of her, but addressing her critics would have only been worse for her.
At the end of the session, she thanked everyone for an “interesting” day and she was off. She is probably laughing right now, on her way to the bank: recent figures place her estimated worth at $58 million (€51.8 million), so she probably doesn’t give a hoot that people find her writing or her glamorizing of abuse offensive.
She’s getting paid.
#AskELJames tastes like justice
— Joanna Robinson (@jowrotethis) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames you do realize that if Grey wasn't a billionaire, the 50 Shades trilogy would be one hell of a Law & Order episode?
— Belial Bell (@AlwaysAnimated) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames do you know 15 year olds can write fanfics with healthier relationships than your book ?
— betty (@ohhey_itsbetty) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames How are girls supposed to form healthy relationships if this is what they're taught is true love? pic.twitter.com/c9qHL1ZyrL
— Maggabyte (@SamMaggs) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames does the E.L. Stand for ELiterate?
— caitlin stasey (@caitlinstasey) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames what do you hate more? a) good literature b) consent c) women d) healthy relationships e) all of the above
— emma (@PRESERUMPINING) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames How much money does a partner need to earn for them to be 'romantic' instead of abusive? Asking for a friend.
— Chloe Dungate (@ScarfDemon) June 29, 2015
How could E.L. James not have known that #ASKELJames would turn into at least 50 shades of shade? Come on, lady.
— Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames Do all these negative tweets sent to you seem abusive to you? I think it's romantic enough to be turned into a novel!
— Stephan Krosecz (@Krosecz) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames after the success of "Grey," have you considered re-telling the story from the perspective of someone who can write
— Andrew Vestal (@avestal) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames what's it like telling millions of women it's okay to be in an abusive relationship as long as he's rich. Asking for a friend.
— matt (@reginaIdkray) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames Is there a safe word we can use to get you to stop writing such drivel?
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames I need advice on making a BIG romantic gesture. Should I put a GPS tracker in her phone and make threats if she tries to leave?
— Liam Dryden (@LiamDrydenEtc) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames A lad once punched me on a night out. Does this mean he likes me? Should I have gotten his number?
— natgovin (@notgavin) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames Can you confirm that you will be writing the story of Ramsay Bolton from his perspective, showing he is just misunderstood?
— Ros (@GameOverRos) June 29, 2015
Will you be rewriting the book from Stephenie Meyer's point of view next time? #AskELJames
— Skeptical Dinosaur (@skepticosaurus) June 29, 2015
how do you feel knowing you've made your riches from convincing young impressionable girls that abuse is 'love'? #AskELJames
— dione tennant // 30 (@alIonsytennant) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames If there's no abuse in your books, why are you unable to defend it to survivors & charities, choosing to block/ignore instead?
— 50 Shades is abuse (@50shadesabuse) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames Are you aware that aside from all the concerns about rape and abuse, your novels are some of the worst garbage ever written?
— Fawn Knutsen (@fawnknutsen) June 29, 2015
Which do you hate more, women or the English language? #AskELJames
— Ian Robinson (@eyeswideshut75) June 29, 2015
#askeljames Do you ever wonder how powerful your books could have been if you'd had Ana break free of the abuse in the end?
— Paul Anthony Shortt (@PAShortt) June 29, 2015
Did you see the abusive relationship of Bella and Edward and think "hmm needs more abuse" #AskELJames
— R_chelCh_rlt_nD_iley (@RachelCDailey) June 29, 2015
EL James entering the #AskELJames hashtag. pic.twitter.com/hugpOU0MiH
— Kayleigh Anne (@Ceilidhann) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames Is it only ok for Christian to stalk, coerce, threaten & manipulate Ana because he's hot, or is it also ok because he's rich?
— 50 Shades is abuse (@50shadesabuse) June 29, 2015
Are you going to answer any of these questions, or do you need Stephenie Meyer to do a Twitter chat first? #AskELJames
— Beth Thorne (@bethorne) June 29, 2015
If I tracked your cell phone and followed you to a bar, but I said it was because I was worried about you, would that be okay? #AskELJames
— Snark Squad (@Snark_Squad) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames Are you aware that using alcohol and manipulation to gain consent is incredibly abusive and negates any consent given?
— 50 Shades is abuse (@50shadesabuse) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames Everyone is focused on the abusive aspect of your books, but have you ever considered that you are just a god-awful writer?
— Whiskey Eyes (@CanineBRATS) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames Were you watching Dexter when you wrote the scene where Christian buys stuff at the hardware store Ana works at?
— Vanessa C. (@nessaskybooks) June 29, 2015
If Christian and Ana were invited to a Halloween costume party, would they go as Edward and Bella from Twilight? #AskELJames
— Katiebabs (@katiebabs) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames Why is Christian's only good qualities is that he's hot and rich. If he was ugly and poor, Ana will be getting police involved?
— Marina Bailey (@Marina_Bailey) June 29, 2015
#AskELJames Does it bother you that everyone knows you've never had an original story idea in your life?
— Scarlett Parrish (@scarlettparrish) June 29, 2015
What inspired you to write such a horrendous book romanticising an abusive relationship? #AskELJames
— Eimear (@TyrionsEmmy) June 28, 2015